Yesterday the Associated Free Press broke a story about a woman attending an art class at the Metropolitan Museum of Art who somehow stumbled fell through and destroyed a Picasso painting valued at approximately $80 million. Museum officials, according to the AFP would not "elaborate on why the woman fell." Apparently whatever tale of her swallowing chocolate covered Oxycontin and bulldozing through a work of art more valuable than her life there was, wasn't worth explaining to the press.
We here at Peanut Butter Breath decided to create our own re-enactment of how the events unfolded. Hopefully it will shed some light on this unfortunate disaster, and better explain how this woman set the human race back several centuries.
More to come. Have the Rolling Stones killed.
